Well, well, well. How time flies. There are just so many anniversaries today. The new TMNT Turtles Forever movie just premiered, which is fun for TMNT fans of allage. Tomorrow is also the 150th anniversary of the creation of Darwin's great treatise The Origin of Species. let's see, what else am I missing? Ah yes...it's the seventh anniversary of THE WOTCH, one of the worst webcomics ever made that still exists on the internet. And boy howdy, do I wish it didn't.
The Wotch is possibly one of the most mentally scarring things I have ever endured in my lifetime. No, it's not as bad as Gonterman's work... No wait, it's actually worse in some respects. I mean, you expect Gonterman's work to be a piece of crap. But this comic doesn't even aspire to that. It's just a boring comic about guys turning into girls and girls turning into statues or trees or centaurs or furries or whatever your disturbed mind can conceive of.
But I'm getting ahead of myself. Before I can review this comic, I'll have to give a summary for you, because even without all the filler this comic is LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG! So, as a special gift to you, I'll attempt to fit over 7 years of comic into one huge ass essay telling you what is wrong with this crap. Why? Because I love you all so much. Or maybe it's because I hate you that much. I've kind of lost my mind reading this comic again.
Happy anniversary, Folks. Be sure to enjoy the pain I suffer for your amusement. I know I haven't.
-That Man
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